once when i was 6 my aunt took me shopping and she said “i like these shoes can you carry them out the shop for me” and i didn’t really know how shops worked so i did and then the shop assistant came over when the alarm when off and i started crying and she said “dont worry sweetie it’s just a pair of shoes you can keep them” and that is how i got away with my first robbery
keep this on the down low because i wanna get into a good college
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This gif is sick as fuck
Seriously the best gif I have ever came across!
Lol omg steph,”WHAT ARE YOOOUUUU?!?!?!?”
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I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
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LMFAO!! I have had little kids dressed up like superheros, and princesses walk into my job with their parents- but I would LOVE to see this happen one day hahahah!
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